After each sentence, finish with: Congratulations you're a mom!
If you have ever left a diaper on so long that a hard crust developed on your baby’s lily white behind. . .
If you have considered, slightly, leaving your napping baby home for 20 minutes alone while you rush to the grocery store. . .
If every time you pull your jeans on you say “these shrunk”. . .
If you have every used a baby wipe to wet down your preschoolers bed head before school. . .
If you have ever considered shutting your eyes for just a minute while sitting at a traffic signal. . .
If you ever went from thinking that minivans were lame to drooling over the newest model. . .
If you ever wanted to be hospitalized with appendicitis just to get away and be taken care of. .
If you have ever muffled a cuss word under your breath. . .
If you have very spent 40 minutes getting your toddler down for a 90 minute nap. . .
If you have ever had a fit of frustration and yelled at the television, “You have the map Dora, you figure it out!” . . .
If you have ever found anything in your dryer besides clothes . . .
If you have ever checked your kids into child care for Sunday school or Bible study, and gone for coffee instead of church. . .
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