I am not proud of the fact that I have a bag of mail. I have a bag of mail that I need to tend to. I have a bag of mail because it has accumulated from the days past because I haven't had a chance to read it. The bag of mail includes magazines, bills, announcements, junk, and the ever-so-famous Penny Saver.
I keep forgetting that I have a bag of mail so the handles keep getting heavier as each day's mail gets added.
My bag of mail contains no greeting cards or checks. I know what those envelopes look like and pluck those out of the mail pile on my journey from the mailbox to the front door. Those are top priority and the rest of the mail, well, is mail bag bound.
I used to like mail, sorting it, opening it, and flipping through the advertisements. I just don't have the time anymore to commit to the investment of mail management. Maybe next week.