Me Speak

Facebook-When your face falls into the book you are reading because you suffer from either thyroid issues or sleep deprivation.

Twitter-When you have your phone setting on vibrate and you scream and leap in the middle of the isle at the grocery store because it "rang" when you least expected it to.

My Space-Something that mothers of grade school children never have.

Social Network-The three people who know you at the McDonald's drive thru, Costco, and the pharmacy.