Kid Speak

Like all moms, I know the language of my children. Mispronounced words are easily deciphered, I can figure out incorrect pronoun usage, and can also interpret incorrect words in incorrect places in a sentence.

"Mom, Grandma carved her wheel today at Burger King."

This means that Grandma accidentally hit the curb with her tire while they were driving through Burger King.

"I need high heel socks for baseball."

My son was telling me that he needs knee high socks for baseball.

"Can Windex clean a bee?"

Will spraying Windex on a bee that is flying in the house, both kill and clean it?

We are all talented mothers. Deciphering Kid speak is our gift.


The last one is so precious! =) I love the way kids' minds work.