Friday, September 21, 2007

Conversation with a Four Year Old

(Driving in the car to McDonald's)
"Mom, that guy just threw his smoker (cigarette) out the window."
"Yea, that is littering."
"That's bad!"
"Yes, people should not litter."
"Cool mans and ladies smoke."
"So I guess that I am not cool since I don't smoke, right?"
"Yep."
"Yep what? I'm not cool."
"Nope."
"Well then, I guess I should start smoking because I want to be cool."
(nervous laugh) "No mom, your just cute. Moms don't smoke right?"
"Some mom's smoke."
"Oh, but that's not good. Cool! Look! A really blue car."
(Instant conversation change) "Yes, that car is very blue."
"I like blue."

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